Boomerang Employee? Read This Before You Return

Boomerang Employee? Read This Before You Return

Before you say “yes” to returning, learn what you’re walking into. Nothing stood still while you were gone. Your role evolved. Your team shifted. Informal alliances formed and hardened. You’re not stepping back into your old seat; you’re entering a moving system with new dynamics. Don’t expect things to feel like they used to. It’s a brand-new set of relationships.
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I’m Done: When the Employees Who Keep Things From Falling Apart Call It Quits

I’m Done: When the Employees Who Keep Things From Falling Apart Call It Quits

Every workplace has at least one employee who quietly keeps thing from falling apart. These employees find the good in each manager. They patch over awkward processes with time, emotional energy and problem-solving. They translate confusion into action. They make dysfunction workable.
Until one day they don’t.
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When Extremism Walks into the Workplace: 3 steps

When Extremism Walks into the Workplace: 3 steps

No one should be asked to work in an environment that requires swallowing hate in order to belong.  Nazi imagery and praise signal exclusion, intimidation and threat, especially to Jewish employees, people of color, LGBTQ+ coworkers, immigrants and anyone with a basic grasp of history. It poisons the workplace and creates a hostile work environment. Continue reading When Extremism Walks into the Workplace: 3 steps

16 Ways to Kill Your Managers (Metaphorically, Mostly)

16 Ways to Kill Your Managers (Metaphorically, Mostly)

Number six: drown in a vat of burnt office coffee, slow, bitter, company blend.
Number seven: death by paperclips, swallowed one by one.
Number eight: Lock Willy and Ken in the conference room with a malfunctioning speakerphone; feedback shrieking, brains scrambled, meeting finally useful.
Office fridge salmonella surprise. HR report: “unfortunate potluck accident.”
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The Roomba School of Management: When Everyone Looks Slammed but Nothing Gets Done

The Roomba School of Management: When Everyone Looks Slammed but Nothing Gets Done

Employee roomba: everyone performs work & looks slammed: syncing, circling back, touching base, aligning priorities, and actioning next steps. The problem? None of these verbs produced anything tangible. Meetings multiplied like rabbits while projects stayed in limbo. Like bouncing in place for your smartwatch. Continue reading The Roomba School of Management: When Everyone Looks Slammed but Nothing Gets Done